If you get more than 18, you're dumb...

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks

total= 4

[x] You have ran into a tree.
[x] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it. ((Ohmigesh! X_x))
[x] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x] People have called you slow

total= 13

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[ ] You just laughed.

total= 12

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[x] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.

total= 15

[ ] You have eaten a bug.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

total= 17

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before
[ ] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling =

TOTAL: 18

Phew. it said if you have MORE than 18. Im borderline. BUT I MADE IT! I MAY BE DENSE BUT IM NOT DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!